April 26, 2004
Who Is The Queen of All Evil?
The QOAE is me, Rosemary Esmay. Why am I evil? I've said some things in the past that made people uncomfortable, okay not uncomfortable, angry. Really, really angry. I was told more than once that I am either insane or evil. Since all the doctors agree that my sanity is intact, given the either or choice, I opted for Evil. I like being evil, it's infinitely more fun than not being evil, that's for damn sure.
I am a natural leader, mostly because I hate taking orders, so all my evil compatriots unofficially coronated me their Queen. Borg Queen but queen nonetheless. I decided that since the Borg Queen was ugly and already working on Star Trek, I would instead be the QOAE. The blogosphere needed one and I was available.
In general, I'm just a highly opinionated Republican chick. I will give you respect, regardless of whether or not you agree with me. But if you come here and disrespect me or any of my guests I will annihilate you. If you survive my attack and wish to try again, you may.
I will not censor you and I will not ban you, unless, you prove to be a troll. In my book, a troll is someone that spews hatred and vulgarity at other commenters-- and does not wish to contribute to the discussion at any level. Disagreement with the QOAE or any commenter is not trollish behavior. Disagreement is to be expected when debating and it is encouraged. I want everyone to feel welcome to express themselves freely.
Welcome to my blog and...
... let's get ready to R-U-M-B-L-E!
Woot woot! Congratulations! (And happy birthday, too.)
Posted by: Erica at April 25, 2004 01:43 PMCongratulations. And ditto on the "Happy Birthday" wishes too.
'Bout damned time, grumble grumble... :))
Now all you need is a cool logo featuring Mr. Mossberg, kinda like Frank J.'s .45 & katana, and a Waffles link. All good conservatives need a Waffles link. Heh.
Welcome to the jungle, Rosemary.
Waitaminit; it's Rose's birthday? Happy happy Rose!
Oh God. Don't you people realize what this means? The QOAE has now been unleashed. There's no Dean around to make stuff moderate now...
This day will live in infamy.
Posted by: dowingba at April 25, 2004 04:34 PMI feel like a housefrau that has been caught with a messy house. It's not pretty yet!!
Come back! It'll be pretty really soon. My Lil' sis & her hubby have made it beautiful for me!
Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil at April 25, 2004 04:52 PMRosemary,
Glad to see ya have your own digs! You couldhave had my space for free!!! :-)
Posted by: Michael Demmons at April 25, 2004 05:22 PMall hail the Queen.
Posted by: tevren at April 25, 2004 08:00 PMCongrats on the new site!!!!!!! Let all opinions soar without fear of being blocked. Have fun. I hope you like the site. I promise to spiffy it up even more as time goes by. I think this a pretty good design job considering it was all done this weekend. Happy Birthday Sis! Love ya! ~Alice
Posted by: Alice - Lil' Sis of the QOAE at April 25, 2004 08:37 PMNice! Now I have a place to go and be bad. You know, real baaaaad. Time to start kicking names and taking ass!
Posted by: Tim the Soldier at April 25, 2004 08:56 PMCongrats on the site Rose!! I look forward to reading your rants daily!! Also great job on the design Alice. Freaking awesome!!
Posted by: Jerry Kondraciuk at April 25, 2004 09:30 PMTim, where is the proper place to take ass?
Posted by: rick at April 25, 2004 09:35 PMRosemary the QOAE
I'll be the first to offer myself as the Queen's Lady in Waiting. Good job for me as I like to wait...wait for all hell to break loose :-).
I wish you much success and satisfaction with your new baby blog. I'm sure it will be fun for you and all us subjects! Happy birthday too and many more!
Thinking of your name Rosemary, The Queen of All Evil, I realize that I haven't seen any thing at Deansworld for ages from one of my favorites - Steven Malcolm Anderson the lesbian worshiping gun loving selfish aesthete. I hope he will be back soon and nothing is wrong. He's probably on a long vacation, I hope. He's a lovable curmudgeon, isn't he?
Posted by: jane m at April 25, 2004 09:40 PMYour Lil Sis does good work! Your new site is (as my daughter and friends would say) beautimus!
What a lovely birthday present!
Posted by: Heather at April 25, 2004 09:51 PMYou are evil incarnate. Look what you've done! I have FEW minutes to check my emai and about three blogs in the morning before the kids realize there's a window of opportunity for them to run wild. Now what to do? What to do? I guess I'll have to sedate the kids :)
Posted by: Lucy at April 25, 2004 09:55 PMOk, so regarding my strained joke about WWRQOAED over on Dean's blog, what would you do if a commenter came over here, completely misread your post and called you a "dumbass"? Would ya lose it?
C'mon and make me feel better ... :p
Posted by: Bill from INDC at April 25, 2004 10:20 PMCongrats, Rosemary. 'Bout time you had your own blog! We are honored to have royalty in Brandon's blogroll.
Happy birthday!
Bill,
I would definitely not lose it. I would very calmly explain to the commenter that I am not a dumbass.
Then, I would perform a very delicate procedure that I like to call: Verbal Castration. The commenter would then be given the opportunity collect his testicle, yes I meant that in the singular. (I always keep one for my collection, ask Dowingba)If the commenter is a woman, I just beat the bitch down.
Then I give them a chance at redemption. You can usually find the moderate voice in any rude extremist if you hurt 'em bad enough.
Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil at April 25, 2004 10:37 PMRick, depends on the preference that you were born with although some may argue that "ass" is an acquired taste. I prefer not to discuss when and where I take "it" and hope we all feel the same way.
Posted by: Tim the Soldier at April 25, 2004 10:39 PMTim,
Let's not turn my opening -- into a gay thread. We'll be talking about gay issues later, I'm sure.
This ain't Dean's World any longer!
Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil at April 25, 2004 10:45 PMLMAO.
I think Rosemary's telling me that i should have castrated you, Tim. But i couldn't do that to another man, no matter what a "smart-ass" he was ...
Posted by: Bill from INDC at April 25, 2004 10:48 PMLove the new site Rose! We're going to have a blast tormenting the Moonbats!
Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent at April 25, 2004 10:54 PMBill,
Tim knows that I love him, that's why he's here!
Gordon,
Let's hope!
Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil at April 25, 2004 10:57 PMNice digs there Queenie. Little sis did a great job. And don't worry, I am sure the content will pretty much write itself.
Posted by: Gilly at April 25, 2004 11:04 PMIt's all new and pretty around here. Nice job. Congratulations.
Posted by: Katherine at April 25, 2004 11:51 PMBitchin' absolutely funkin' bitchin! I told ya RED looks Great on you and Dean was dead wrong awhile back. Hope you got your RED "Mi'Tiars" T-shirt. It's a famous mexican food eatery and bar (love dat Jose' Quervo, yep Jose' is a friend of mine, oops...Woke up this mornin', how'd I get This Shirt ON !?!...I had to much tequila last night)! and the T-Shirt has a mean mexican mudda' funkin' dude wearing a Sombrero! Yeah baby, IT FITS YOUR rough and tough rootin' tootin' side. Dean got a green one cause I know he is Irish and Will Turn Green with envy when your site meter turns into the thousands in recored time, well, and the last time he put up a picture of His Mug, after looking at it for awhile with them intense eyes...Green T-Shirt!
I am just so funkin' happy for you. You have something to say, you've shown us many sides of you. (Don't agree with the doctors tho', I think you are *insane*). Insanely smart and funny. Remember now, You have a very high IQ, Some beautiful blone polish woman told me that most people like you weave baskets...their IQ, is just to funkin' high. Weave away Queen, weave to your hearts content. Afterall, you are a Queen that will color our world with beautiful baskets and baskets of *insane* fun and candor and serious mudda' funkin' threads.
That post meant to sign off with my true name.
Go look in your real mail, should have been there.
Posted by: Janelle Texas'sedulous at April 26, 2004 02:30 AMYeah, we just got them yesterday. Haven't had a chance to call you to say thanks yet, we will!
I promise!
Isn't Alice awesome?
Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil at April 26, 2004 02:45 AMYour sister is terrific Rosemary, she really really is. She is a prolific writer and her love for you, her husband and children and of course your whole family. I'm thrilled you have such a wonderful supportive family. Oh be sure to let us know how she is doing.
I will love coming to this well thought out blog that your precious family helped you with. Do keep this close to your heart dear Rosemary I will always be here for you and someday I will see you personally.
Posted by: Janelle Texa'sedulous at April 26, 2004 04:11 AMCan you come visit my 19 yr. old granola daughter and slap some sense into her? PLEEEZ! I'll pay you...;)
Posted by: Frank Hare at April 26, 2004 08:28 AMYOU'VE BEEN LINKED ALMIGHTY QUEEN!
Posted by: S-Train at April 26, 2004 09:21 AMCongratulations, Rosemary. And Happy Birthday. Your gift is, that I'm going to leave right there...for now ;-)
Posted by: shep at April 26, 2004 02:24 PMHi
I absolutely love your blog and would like to suggest you mention a new funny political test, that Michael J. Totten said was, “The funniest political quiz I’ve seen yet,” in The Queen of All Evil’s blog log at the URL below:
http://www.qoae.net/
The new test's Title is:
A Satirical Political Beliefs Assessment Test
The new test's Description is:
A humorous test to discover if you're a conservative, liberal, libertarian, or a communist.
The new test's URL is:
http://www.geocities.com/donaldjhagen/humoroustest.html
Below are pasted copies of the links two other web sites that mentioned my test and what said about my test:
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From Michael J. Totten’s blog log ( http://michaeltotten.com/ )
Quiz Time
This is great. The funniest political quiz I’ve seen yet. (I suppose that’s like saying “the best horror movie from Greenland,” but whatever.)
Are you a liberal, a conservative, a libertarian, or a communist? The communist answers are the best.
Some teasers:
What should people not be allowed to do in public?
CONS: Offend the sensibilities of others.
LIBL: Offend the sensitivities of others.
LBRT: Offend the sensibilities of yourself.
COMM: Offend the sensitivities of the authorities.
What's the best way to stop people from illegally crossing our borders?
CONS: Seal the borders so no one can get in.
LIBL: Do nothing to beef up security at the borders, and offer illegal aliens a wide array of free services.
LBRT: Allow unrestricted passage across the borders.
COMM: Seal the borders so no one can get out.
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From American RealPolitik’s blog log ( http://realpolitik.us/archives/000062.php )
Take the Satirical Political Beliefs Assessment Test : A Humorous Test to Discover If You're an Archconservative, Leftwing Wacko, Antigovernment Libertine, or a Commie Sympathizer
Robin Hood’s practice of stealing from the rich to give to the poor was…
CONS: a crime.
LIBL: a brave, generous and heroic deed.
LBRT: a foolish, misguided attempt at social engineering.
COMM: an inspiration to us all
There are tons of questions here. I (as always) end up in between the Conservative and Libertarian lines.
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Anyway, if you do get a kick out of my test and mention my test in your blog log, please email me and I will make a reciprocal link back to your blog from my test.
What do you think? Thank you.
Don Hagen
dsthagen@earthlink.net
P.S. Even if you don’t add my test to your web site, please feel free forward this email to anyone you think might enjoy it.
I always enjoyed reading you at Dean's World and look forward to some more undiluted, cranky-ass moonbat stompin'! Congrats on the new blog.
Posted by: Jeff at April 27, 2004 12:46 AMGreat attitude. You now have a permalink on my very liberal blog...en garde! :)
Posted by: cul at April 29, 2004 07:29 AMHAIL TO THE QUEEN OF ALL EVIL!!!! HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF ALL GOOD!!!! HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF ALL!!!!
Posted by: Steven Malcolm Anderson the Lesbian-worshipping gun-loving selfish aesthete at May 13, 2004 04:38 PMAccording to this Web site the Queen of All Evil's Web site is only 11% evil at this time. Hopefully this can be improved.
Posted by: Jerry Kindall at June 25, 2004 04:28 PM