May 05, 2004

Kerry Searching For VP

"John Kerry today announced that he is seeking a Vice Presidential candidate that is black, Jewish, a woman, must be under 4 feet tall and must be from Puerto Rico or have some type of Hispanic background."

John Kerry has been criticized for surrounding himself with only whites in the senior level positions.

"I'm looking to shut these people up." Stated John Kerry, "That is why I have such specific requirements for my VP candidate. She must be black and Hispanic at a minimum. Hopefully she is very short to cater to the 'vertically challenged' folks around the country. I would also hope this person is both religious and does not believe in God so that we can get all the religious nuts and cater to the atheist/agnostic folks as well. This person should deeply believe in gay marriage and not. She should be pro choice and pro life at the same time and should not believe in capitol punishment, while at the same time, supporting the death penalty for criminals. If possible, she should have voted both against and for the war in Iraq."

That was pretty funny but the real issue isn't. We cut Howard Dean slack on this issue because Vermont only had 3 black people in the entire state.

Kerry doesn't get the same pass because a guy that wants to be the "second black president", should actually have at least one black person working for his inner circle, no?


Posted by rosemary at May 5, 2004 03:17 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Should she have a flat head, no teeth and turn into a pizza and a beer at midnight? (Ask a military *guy* about this joke.)

Posted by: Juliette at May 5, 2004 08:52 PM

Geez, Arne. I thought for a while you were just a lefty who liked to argue, like Adams.

Now I see you're just a troll.

That was uncalled-for, and gee, pretty sexist for a good lefty. Of course, you like to call us retired military types who don't agree with you cowards, and now, ho's, doncha?

Rosemary - unusually articulate for a troll, but a troll nonetheless.

Posted by: John of Argghhh! at May 6, 2004 12:07 AM

What's up with you Arne? Juliette gave us a joke (which I get, heh heh heh...). And you have to go below the belt? Oh well. Some folks got issues.

Posted by: S-Train at May 6, 2004 12:24 AM

So that was you, Arne, that called me up to ask if I was sleeping with you boyfriend! That is the only reason possible that you could be so interested in the sex life of someone you’ve never met before and has never said or done a thing to you. Right? No worries. I’m an observant Christian and single, so I don’t commit fornication. Not everyone must rut like a dog in heat; or swim upstream and spawn or die like a trout. Maybe you’ll get to that point one day. But I can understand you being worried. I am a babe and you are obnoxious. Rest easy, however.

Or maybe it’s some other reason. Sorry, I don’t do girls.

Posted by: Juliette at May 6, 2004 12:42 AM

This is where it gets weird John. S/he will post and say "that isn't me. Someone is posting as me".

It's almost believable, but s/he can't quite keep the voices from crossing over.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at May 6, 2004 12:42 AM

Sorry, I don’t do girls.

Damn Juliette!
You have just killed the fantasy of many of your male readers with that one! ;-)

Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil at May 6, 2004 02:41 AM

Not my problem, Rosemary. ::::barf::::

Posted by: Juliette at May 6, 2004 11:39 AM