South?? Just turn around and face the other way!

Me? Hair. Even though it makes morning much more complicated.

I'm torn. Either I'd get my ears evened out, or a nose job.

I don't like my nose. But I'd have that whole 'symmetry' thing if my ears were evened.

Definitely a lyposuction. Suck about 100 pounds of that shit outta me.

How about me? I also refuse to allow your nips to point south.

I'd get a penis-enlargement. Throughout my life I've been laughed at by women and called a needledick by friends. The humiliation is almost too much too bear.

Ack!!!!

If they start going south before your 40, I could lend you a hand or two %-0

I'd have makeup tattooed onto my face. It would save me a great deal of bother, and I wouldn't end up like one of those sweet old ladies who can't see that they're wearing *way* too much makeup.

Kacie,

They're not wearing make-up, they're wearing spackle.

I'm with Skerdog. Suck the fat out please!

Well I have 2 but they are tiny so I think they should just count as 1.
Even my ears and lite lypo on the love handles. I can lose fat and gain muscle everywhere but there. Its so frustrating. lol

laser hair removal and one particularly unsightly vein I'd like lasered out.

At my age I'd just like to see something point north just one last time.

I'm used to being bald and I love my ballcaps, so I'd probably go with the old liposuction.

I'd go for teh fat removal too. I got too much of me hanging around.. I imagine my wife would decry the loss of her 'pillow' though.

Shoot - rhinoplasty, liposuction or hair transplants. Probably the hair, even though I really hate my nose. . .

Painless (very important) removal of !laugh! lines around my eyes and mouth.

Since I've pretty much been happy with everything until now, I'm in agreement with Rosemary!

I'm fixin' to be 40 and it would be tragic if I had a wardrobe malfunction and didn't put my best breast forward.:)

I had laser eye surgery a couple of years ago ... does that count?

Removal of a mole on my forehead and/or a couple of skin tabs elsewhere.

I actually am not really interested in plastic surgery, since I've gotten to the point where I appreciate the balance of my face more than I want anything fixed. Though I might get a tiny bit of rhinoplasty done up at the bridge of my nose so that I don't get asked if my nose got broken in childhood. (It's a teensy bit flared at the point where cartilage joins bone; apparently that's typical with a basic broken nose, but it's a family trait.)

If I could use the money elsewise, I'd hire a tailor to make me the Jeans That Fit™.

Whatever would make look like a real handsome he-man like Friedrich Nietzsche. Or else a beautiful Lesbian.

As a man, though -- and since I was created to be that I might as well stay that way -- the Gods will it thus -- I do have one beef: I'm already 49 and I'm still not close to going bald. My hair grows out too fast and I have to keep going to the barber to get a crew-cut. A real _man_ of my age should be bald! I would love to look like Oswald Spengler.