Kate Confesses...

Damn! Why would she tell everyone?

"I confess... there is a Vast Right Wing Conspiracy[tm] and nobody noticed until now. I know this is true, because, well... I'm in it. And now that you've found us out, I've been given permission to tell you the rest.

Please, sit down.

There never were any weapons of mass destruction. None. Anywhere. We knew that all along - there never was a Halabja. It was filmed in a remote part of Texas hill country. Mexican illegals, playing dead for the camera. Rumsfeld directed - he shook Saddam's hand, didn't he? It was all fake, Laura. Didn't you notice the flags were waving? Waving, Laura. There's no atmosphere in northern Iraq.

It's Vietnam all over again. Tet. My Lai (did you know it's pronounced "me lie"?) Soldiers raping babies. Quagmire quagmire quagmire. Bush lied. Bush is stupid. Bush is a chimp. An evil mastermind Nazi puppet chimp who engineered the takeover of America by stealing the election. And he's ours. We hold the strings.

We murdered Vince Foster, just to watch him die. And so we could blame Hillary."

Oh well, confession is good for the soul. I am glad we've been outted, we can now stop pretending we're nice.

Now where did I put my check from Halliburton?

Hat Tip: Bill