August 01, 2004

I've Just Been Made Deputy

From my comment section: Bob B writes:

Hey 'Queenie', did you learn your tricks from Ashcroft or FOX News? You blatantly put your words into MY EMAIL, and pretend that I said them. Of course, when you are in power, its SO EASY to abuse it, isn't it?

Totally.

I work for Bushitler - don't ya know.

I am a Digital Brownshirt...
brown.jpg

I opened a blog and pay for the bandwidth - for the sole purpose of

CENSORING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nobody else - ONLY YOU!

John Ashcroft has made me his deputy. I took the three word oath:
CENSOR
CENSOR
CENSOR


Mwuahahhahahahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by rosemary at August 1, 2004 10:18 PM | TrackBack
Comments

isn't there a swastika or something we get?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at August 1, 2004 11:31 PM

Forget that, I want the really cool lightning-bolt insignia, as well as the Death's Head collar tabs!

Chicks really dig Death's Heads. Heh.

Posted by: Casey Tompkins at August 1, 2004 11:37 PM

I love my little Brown Shirt Queen...

Posted by: Dean Esmay at August 1, 2004 11:52 PM

Dean: TMI.

Posted by: Juliette at August 2, 2004 12:18 AM

I admire Dean
For marrying the Queen.
And I admire the Queen
For marrying Dean.

HAIL TO THE KING AND TO THE QUEEN!!!!

Posted by: Steven Malcolm Anderson the Lesbian-worshipping gun-loving selfish aesthete at August 2, 2004 12:49 AM

Hey, my shirt used to be white, but then I ran out of toliet paper....hey, what's that smell?

Posted by: Tim the Soldier at August 2, 2004 03:11 AM

You maaah brown-shirt girl
Do you remembah when
a-we used to sing

Shala-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-tida
Shala-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-tida
Latida....

Posted by: Dean Esmay at August 2, 2004 09:02 AM

It's just that my wee wifey tells me that I llok good in a brown shirt because the coloring goes well with my skin tone.

Posted by: triticale at August 2, 2004 11:34 AM

Rosemary

I gotta say that bob b is by far the lamest of the trolls yet. No originality at all. He doesn't even come close to ol' Arne. Anyway, I thought you had a published comment policy that says that you will feel free to revise comments for certain reasons. I guess bob b hasn't read it.

Posted by: jane m at August 2, 2004 03:56 PM

You are correct Jane. I have a comment policy and the unoriginal bob has obviously not read it.

That's ok. I shall let him go on and on so everyone can see what a twit he is...

Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil at August 2, 2004 04:20 PM

Hey, as long as we're all having fun...at bob's expense of course - heh, heh. 8^)

Posted by: jane m at August 2, 2004 05:34 PM

Ha Ha Ha
Hee Hee Hee
Little Brown Shirt
How I Love Thee... ;)

Posted by: Thief at August 2, 2004 06:55 PM

I like this BOB much better.

Posted by: Steven Malcolm Anderson the Lesbian-worshipping gun-loving selfish aesthete at August 3, 2004 03:59 PM

Actually, Steven Malcolm Anderson the Lesbian-worshipping gun-loving selfish aesthete, I prefer the original Iraqi version. He had style, humor, and, even if he was also slightly off from reality, it was difficult to be angry with him for it! Bring back the original Bob!

Posted by: Edmond the Libertarian at August 3, 2004 04:10 PM

Oh, HRH, how I have missed you....still lmao...

Posted by: Rae at August 3, 2004 06:03 PM

I'm impressed by your unmitigated evil. When the VRWC cancels the election and ushers in the New World Order, we'll need someone of your satanic ruthlessness to control the New Improved Web.

Posted by: jeff at August 3, 2004 06:21 PM