A friend of mine told me of a painful (but funny) experience that could have been prevented.

Preparing for an evening of romance, my friend's husband took a shower and did his usual grooming. Apparantly, he likes to use Gold Bond Medicated powder on his private area during the summer months. He basically did his normal groom including dousing his area in the powder and proceeded to love his wife. It didn't occur to him that the powder may irritate the gentleness that is a woman, if you know what I mean...

So, while the poor girl is screaming from the stinging the man, oblivious to the reason for the excessive bucking and howling, kept on goin' thinking he was the stud of the century.

So, here is a tip for you men that like to keep your private parts fresh. Don't freshen them BEFORE sex. We like you clean but not minty fresh.

And no, this did not happen to me. I swear. It truly did happen to a girlfriend of mine.