Dean tagged me, so here are my answers:

If I could be a scientist... I'd spend my days looking for the "gay" gene, so things get settled, once and for all.

If I could be a doctor...I'd be a pediatrician that treated obese children. Those children need extra love and they need to feel self worth. I'd make sure they had it.

If I could be a missionary...I'd invent a new position.

If I could be a chef...I'd put carrots in everything just to annoy my hubby.

If I could be an architect...I'd develop a mobile home that a tornado couldn't destroy.

If I could be a linguist...I'd be very cunning.

If I could be a librarian...silence would be a thing of the past! Yes, you guessed it, I am a talker.

If I could be an athlete...I'd be a ballplayer. ;-)

If I could be a lawyer...I'd move to Toledo, just so I could face Mark Adams in court. Then, after his every defeat, I'd drink martinis and smoke in his bar.

If I could be an innkeeper...I'd run a Victorian style B&B in the Northern Michigan countryside and spend my days baking goodies from scratch.

If I could be a professor...I'd teach math and science. Those are the two subjects that I absolutely love and can explain really well.

If I could be a proctologist...I'd move to D.C and become quite wealthy and I'd never have a shortage of assholes to treat.

If I could be an actor...I'd make everyone in Hollywood angry by wearing my Bush/Cheney button to every awards show.

If I could be a judge...I'd be an activist judge.

If I could be a Jedi...I'd be Darth Vadar's bitch, how could I not? He's got a big, black helmet...

I'm supposed to tag three others with this. Let's see...