Seriously, this is a crime? Dude! The freakin' mannequin has been raped apparently!
Sheesh, I feel sorry for the guy. He'd rather risk splinters (if manne is wood...not likely) or plasticized raw spots than trying his moves on a real chick. That's just...SAD!!
Gee, he's half a step up from the idiot who was found having his "way" with a pumpkin!
While the stories are amusing, I fear that these are the ones who go out to eventually rape women/girls. Clearly they have a problem with self-control.
R.I.P. Steven Malcolm Anderson
I got nothin'. I really got nothin'.
[pause]
Ahhhhh. Julie Newmar.
Sheesh, I feel sorry for the guy. He'd rather risk splinters (if manne is wood...not likely) or plasticized raw spots than trying his moves on a real chick. That's just...SAD!!
A. Fight back
or
B. Talk
Either of those can be a real mood kill..
;-)
I pity him when he returns to school. I really do.
While the stories are amusing, I fear that these are the ones who go out to eventually rape women/girls. Clearly they have a problem with self-control.
You crack me up, man!