John Irving 2.0 (mail):
We'll put eels in them if you wear them, Tim.
2.26.2006 10:40pm
Tim_the_Soldier (mail):
Uhhhhhh...no.
2.26.2006 11:22pm
Alex (mail):
But what you haven't told us is why.

PS.

Girl here.
2.27.2006 10:24am
Tim_the_Soldier (mail):
Alex,

To quote one of the greatest sitcom characters in the history of the universe (I'm talking about, of course, Cosmo Kramer):

"My boys need a home."
2.27.2006 12:12pm
double-plus-ungood (mail) (www):
But don't forget what Kramer eventually resortyed to in that episode, Tim.

I haven't worn tighty whities for well over a decade now, and I ain't never going back.

And by the way, the most comfortable clothing I've ever worn is a kilt.
2.27.2006 1:52pm
Tim_the_Soldier (mail):
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin every minute of it!!!"

I'd go "commando" before I'd ever go back to boxers. In fact, I'm going commando right now. Not on purpose, I just forgot to pack my briefs before left the house this morning.
2.27.2006 2:43pm
Alex (mail):
But here's what I have to say as far as a chick is concerned. The boxer brief thing is very, very sexy. Tighty whities are icky and old-man-like. Just like you guys want us in skimpy, tight G strings, we want you guys something hot as well.

I'm with you if you're talking about the loose, checkered, baggy boxer things. Don't ever wear those. Not ever.

But the other ones? They're hot. Masculine and sexy. So suck it up, and put 'em on, my friend. Or no more stripper wear for YOU!
2.27.2006 2:49pm
Tim_the_Soldier (mail):
Well, the boxer brief....now that's another story. I'm not wearing the old man pamper-like underwear....on second thought, I've gone too far talking about this, AND I'M THE IDIOT THAT POSTED THIS THREAD!!
2.27.2006 3:39pm
Jerry K. :
Boxer-Brief guy here. Thats all I ever use now. Boxers are too loose and briefs are too tight. Interestingly, I had to wear BOTH a few times the last couple weeks. I do community theatre and I had to run around the stage in boxers. So I wore the funny boxers over some whitey tighties. I
didn't want to give the front row any more of a peep show than I had too..
2.27.2006 3:53pm
Mark Adams, the high and mighty, hypocritical, bloviator. (mail) (www):
I thought this kind of talk was over after Rose's Underwear Gnome debate.

Thanks for sharing Tim.
2.27.2006 10:14pm
Tim_the_Soldier (mail):
Mark,

You had me at "Underwear Gnome."
2.27.2006 11:44pm
Rhianna (mail) (www):
And now you know the general feeling of most women to thongs, t-backs and g-strings. Along with what many women feel about high heel shoes, push-up bras, and 'french peekaboo' shelf-style bras. Welcome to the world of fashion. Suck it up, or fix it. :D

If you really want tighty whitey feelings with a boxer-thing goin' on too, wear the boxer-briefs. They're really not that terrible to look at, imo.

Fashion is just stupid, lazy people that like to dress living hangers telling all other humans on the globe what is and is not 'attractive'. The walking stick-figures they consider 'women' and the wanna-be chipendales (yuck!) they use to showcase 'men' are just proof they're living in a fantasy world. Ask most designers, they don't design for comfort of the wearer, they design to get NOTICED. I won't buy anything I don't feel comfortable wearing (though personally thongs and t-backs aren't a problem for me). If humanity had even a modicum of braincells they'd tell the 'designers' out there to get a life and stop holding up the most rancid, unheathly, drugged-up hookers as what is the ideal norm. I'll take a Venus over a Whory Hilton anyday...
2.28.2006 1:30am
Tim_the_Soldier (mail):
Rhianne, the world is about to end for me. I absolutely, positively, 100% agree with you. You're my fashion "Messiah"....lol...see next thread.
2.28.2006 2:19am
Dave (mail) (www):
Boxer-briefs all the way. It's not the only way to be, but why drive a Trabant or an Edsel when you can drive a Dodge Viper?
2.28.2006 4:11pm
Tim_the_Soldier (mail):
I drive a convertible Miata. What the eff does that mean?!? I'm talking bout underwear baby!!
3.1.2006 4:54pm