pam (mail) (www):
I think it is wonderfully hysterical.
3.24.2006 9:03am
girl (mail) (www):
Dude, I was a liberal at 23 years of age. Many conservatives and I do mean many conservatives were liberals when they were young. That's where that old saying comes from.

same here. I was a diehard liberal until the age of 22. I hated the President when he was first elected. in fact, I voted for Gore. I know, I'm embarrassed too.
3.24.2006 10:40am
double-plus-ungood (mail) (www):
This study is nothing more than an embarrassment to statistics.

Yeah, but it's so very, very true.

That kid that used to throw a tantrum if someone else's cake was even a tiny bit bigger, even if it meant losing his own cake as a result? Conservative. The kid who fussed and fussed if they he thought anyone was getting something that he didn't think they deserved? Conservative. The kid who insisted that everyone else go off and fight a war while he played armchair general? Conservative.

Bwaaa haaa ha ha.
3.24.2006 11:59am
John Irving 2.0 (mail):
That kid that used to throw a tantrum if someone else's cake was even a tiny bit bigger, even if it meant losing his own cake as a result? Conservative. The kid who fussed and fussed if they he thought anyone was getting something that he didn't think they deserved? Conservative. The kid who insisted that everyone else go off and fight a war while he played armchair general? Conservative.

This from someone who'd wet himself if handed a toy gun, let alone a real one.

Priceless.
3.24.2006 12:51pm
Ara Rubyan (www):
Whatever.
3.24.2006 1:40pm
double-plus-ungood (mail) (www):
This from someone who'd wet himself if handed a toy gun, let alone a real one.

Goodness, what made you make that bizarre assumption? You seem to have a quite elaborate and wildly incorrect mental picture of me. Although I am flattered that you have spent some time imagining what I must be like.
3.24.2006 1:43pm
double-plus-ungood (mail) (www):
And John? That was a whiny response.
3.24.2006 1:44pm
John Irving 2.0 (mail):
++ungood, you doofus. I whacked you with the same sterotype crap you were feeding into.

And John? That was a whiny response.

Yes, yes it was. "Wahh, John, I can TOO touch a toy gun without wetting myself." Or did you mean my response to you? Maybe if I was an actual conservative, but I ain't. I figured you stood and opened yourself to fire, and couldn't resist the shot.

Anyway, dude, quit whining and get a sense of humor, before you turn into a dried up old fart like Ara.

Do I really need to use snark tags here?
3.24.2006 1:52pm
double-plus-ungood (mail) (www):
Anyway, dude, quit whining and get a sense of humor, before you turn into a dried up old fart like Ara.

Anything to stop the whining.

And Ara is not a dried up old fart. Ara is effervescent and lively. His wit outshines most of us here, he is a delight, and more than once I have bothered people at work by laughing at something I have read on his site (the photo of Bush at Ara's workplace makes me giggle to this day).

And Ara, where's your blog gone?
3.24.2006 2:17pm
John Irving 2.0 (mail):
And Ara is not a dried up old fart. Ara is effervescent and lively. His wit outshines most of us here, he is a delight, and more than once I have bothered people at work by laughing at something I have read on his site.

Ahh, so it is too late for you. Lack of taste is the first sign of sinister dementia.

We'll throw you an Irish wake. Or maybe a Scots one, if we feel like being cheap.
3.24.2006 4:11pm
pam (mail) (www):

His wit outshines most of us here
-When?
3.24.2006 5:54pm
double-plus-ungood (mail) (www):
-When?

You mean in your case? That's a trick question, right?
3.24.2006 6:40pm
pam (mail) (www):
No really I mean when? When does his wit outshine most of us?
3.24.2006 7:38pm
double-plus-ungood (mail) (www):
When does his wit outshine most of us?

Stop it, you're killing me.
3.24.2006 8:10pm
Tyrone Steels II (mail) (www):
I was a dictator in my 20s and I'm still a dictator in my 30s. And I have lost of love to give and big freakin' brain. Elementary my dear Watsons:

I'm just the man!

Talk amongst yourselves... :)
3.24.2006 9:34pm
Ara Rubyan (www):
Hi guys, sorry I'm late.

Did I miss anything??


d-p-u:

And Ara, where's your blog gone?

??

Literally? It's, like, where it's always been...?


or figuratively? Like "where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio...?"

You're freaking me out dude.
3.25.2006 2:25am
double-plus-ungood (mail) (www):
Oops, was linking to your IP address from my blog. Fixed now.
3.25.2006 11:39am
Tim_the_Soldier (mail):
I never whined a day in my life and I was a conservative until I joined the Army at the age of 23 then I became a powerful progressive liberal.

I can sum up the difference between the two groups with this: Conservatives care too much about themselves (and guns) and Liberals care too much about others (and tofu). Somewhere in the middle is the place to be.

Funny, a liberal might wish to ban smoking cigarettes but support legalizing pot, whilest a conservative wants to keep government out of our lives except when it comes to allowing people individual freedoms like sex, drugs, and pornography.
3.25.2006 11:50am
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
I like drugs
3.25.2006 4:50pm
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
and sex and porn...
3.25.2006 4:50pm
Tim_the_Soldier (mail):
ah, you just don't like TAXES....and since when has the Catholic church ok'd porn watching for its followers? ;-)
3.25.2006 9:09pm
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
That's what confession/penance is for...
3.25.2006 11:05pm
Tim_the_Soldier (mail):
For paying taxes?!? Man, the church has changed so much!
3.25.2006 11:07pm