Ted (mail) (www):
Happy Birthday to you Rose. My wife's birthday is tomorrow and I still don't know what to get her. Can you say deep doo-doo?
4.25.2006 9:19am
pam (mail) (www):
Happy Birthday Rosemary! I wish you the happiest of days!
4.25.2006 9:22am
John Irving 2.0 (mail):
Roses, Ted.

Happy Birthday Rosemary.
4.25.2006 9:25am
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
Ted,

Gift certificate to a day spa.
4.25.2006 9:43am
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
Thanks All!
4.25.2006 9:43am
Amanda (www):
Happy Birthday, Rosemary! May you have many, many more. Have a great day. =)
4.25.2006 10:02am
Ara Rubyan (www):
As in years past, I've re-run your birthday post at E Pluribus Unum.

P.S. Put down that shotgun!
4.25.2006 10:03am
Ara Rubyan (www):
Ted:

Flowers, chocolate, and hard liquor. Not necessarily in that order.

P.S. And, yes, whatever she says, she'll love that you did it. The thought really does count.
4.25.2006 10:05am
Michael A (mail):
Happy Birthday, Rosemary.

Ted, fine jewelry or anything she loves but knows you are not interested in.
4.25.2006 10:08am
double-plus-ungood (mail) (www):
Ted

Vaccum the house and clean the bathrooms, including the splash zone. Oh, and flowers and the other stuff.

Happy birthday, Rose.
4.25.2006 10:38am
Tom Hawkson (mail) (www):
May you live a hundred years
May you drink a hundred beers
Get plastered, little darling
Happy Birthday to you.

(Inexplicably sang by my parents, who never actually got plastered....)

Yours,
Wince
4.25.2006 11:03am
Cullen (mail) (www):
Happy birthday, Rosemary.

Ted, as ++- said, cleaning is a great, great way to start.
4.25.2006 11:54am
Tim_the_Soldier (mail):
I'd give you a big sloppy kiss, but then I'd have to give Dean one too. I don't want him to get too attached to me.
4.25.2006 1:22pm
caltechgirl (www):
Happy Birthday, Rose!
4.25.2006 1:50pm
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
I don't want him to get too attached to me.

Then don't use tongue. ;-)
4.25.2006 2:22pm
Jerry K. :
Happy Birthday Rose!!
4.25.2006 3:51pm
John_B (mail) (www):
Sto lat!
4.25.2006 10:36pm