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Happy Birthday To Me
Happy Birthday Queen of All Eeeevil
Happy Birthday To Me!
QOAE's Amazon Wishes
Happy Birthday Rosemary.
Gift certificate to a day spa.
P.S. Put down that shotgun!
Flowers, chocolate, and hard liquor. Not necessarily in that order.
P.S. And, yes, whatever she says, she'll love that you did it. The thought really does count.
Ted, fine jewelry or anything she loves but knows you are not interested in.
Vaccum the house and clean the bathrooms, including the splash zone. Oh, and flowers and the other stuff.
Happy birthday, Rose.
May you drink a hundred beers
Get plastered, little darling
Happy Birthday to you.
(Inexplicably sang by my parents, who never actually got plastered....)
Yours,
Wince
Ted, as ++- said, cleaning is a great, great way to start.
Then don't use tongue. ;-)