double-plus-ungood (mail) (www):
Uh, you know a dirty hippy or something?
6.29.2006 4:45pm
Rhianna (mail) (www):
Dude! You rather have the unwashed that must insist on bathing in their hideous perfume? Seriously, I gag when most women walk by with perfume on, because they use TOO much! Gawd, you should NOT have a green gas cloud radiating out from you...no matter how much you like your "youth dew" or britney perfume I DON'T! Shit, use it on your pulse points, not as your bath water!
6.29.2006 4:52pm
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
Dude! You rather have the unwashed that must insist on bathing in their hideous perfume?

You move to France or somethin'?
6.29.2006 8:44pm
Ted (mail) (www):
Uh, soap and perfume are different entities. They are sometimes mixed, but they don't have to be mixed.
6.29.2006 8:47pm
pam (mail) (www):
I'd love to hear the story behind this post :)
6.29.2006 10:19pm
Rhianna (mail) (www):
Oh no, it's not the Italians. It's the f*ckin' AMERICANS!! Jesus H. Christ people, use some soap and water! (Though France did reek when we drove through, and we won't discuss Germans and their apparent aversion to deoderant....)
6.30.2006 11:45am
Mark Adams, the high and mighty, hypocritical, bloviator. (mail) (www):
Does bug spray count? It gives me that fresh, Au'd'Tom DeLay aroma? . . . and it's cheaper than Right Guard.
7.1.2006 5:59am