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Oh What A Beautiful Morning!

I made up a song in honor of today. It goes something like this:

  • Pudge is getting is balls cut off.
  • Oh, yes! His balls are coming off today.
  • Teen mutt is going to be a few ounces lighter,
  • when I pick him up, pick him up.
  • And I don't have to buy any neuticles,
  • cuz the Vet thinks they are stupid too!

Hey, it doesn't rhyme but it makes the kids laugh and oddly it made Pudge look really sad. Of course, he always looks sad cuz that's just his face.

It's a happy day!

Posted by Rosemary on 07.24.2007
Adam (mail):
I love their slogan: "With Neuticles, it's like nothing ever changed!"

Uh, no.
7.24.2007 12:24pm
Ara Rubyan (www):
Hahahahaha! Just what I was going to say.

Neuticles are for the pet-owner, not the pet.
7.24.2007 12:57pm
Alex (mail):
Something is seriously wrong with you.

And it's delicious.
7.24.2007 1:05pm
ryanr:
My dad wanted to get some stainless steel ball bearings for his dog, so they'd clank when he walked.

Ryan
7.24.2007 2:00pm
McKiernan:
There is something subterranean in the subconscious of the human female gender that has this 'cut off their balls' agenda. That's unfortunate but oh so politically correct. The county will probably pay for it for free.

You could at least let him be a father once to spread his gene pool. But nooo, its a beautiful day for dog neutering and it wont mess up owners lives.

I have the same problem with wife who neutered
this/our very expensive, gorgeous, imported from Redondo Beach tonkinese kitty whom we love so much.

We talking about more than $ 2000 dollars US just in health repairs, and this beautiful kitty cannot reproduce due to political correctness of its primary care mentor/mistress.

Shame --- on the human world of pet owners.
7.24.2007 7:12pm
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
Well, it's for his benefit. He is a special hybrid that shouldn't reproduce and I don't have to worry about his getting loose and possible killed all because his instinct to get laid kicks in.
7.24.2007 7:44pm
Tom Hawkson (mail) (www):
Shame --- on the human world of pet owners.

I dote on our, sigh, neutered young dog. I am rather conflicted about the whole "pet" thing.

Would you like to be a pet? Not me.

I'm also a little dodgy on fishing. It's pretty rotten for the fish, although catch and release isn't quite so bad. Now consider the live bait.

I've seen stories on people being treated as animals. So far, none of them have used people as live bait, although I have seen pets and zoo animals done.

Yours,
Wince
7.25.2007 12:09pm
double-plus-ungood (mail) (www):
There is something subterranean in the subconscious of the human female gender that has this 'cut off their balls' agenda.

Yeah, I want my cats yowling and dragging their butts across the carpet, or coming home clawed up and getting infections, or spraying on my couch. Or having to put down dozens of kittens a year because I can't find homes for them.

I'm not sure what the feminine agenda is in there about that.
7.25.2007 2:27pm
ryanr:
No joke, double-plus. Anybody who has ever owned an unfixed dog knows that it's more hassle than it's worth. Males are constantly running off to impregnate anything they can find, and females bleed all over and can't be kept outside when the're in heat. If you keep them outside, they'll attract every unfixed male in town, and they *will* get pregnant, and you will have to put the puppies down or give them away to unfit homes. Fixing pets is simple common sense.
7.25.2007 3:23pm
McKiernan:
Dang it,

And I was on a roll. But these words are still true:

"There is something subterranean in the subconscious of the human female gender that has this 'cut off their balls' agenda. That's unfortunate but oh so politically correct."

I can see now the task ahead will require serious indogtrination.

Let's start here.

I should however conclude with:

"Shame --- on the dog world of human pets."
7.25.2007 5:10pm
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