The headlines alone do all your work for you.

Mexico tourists spared Dean fury

Texas Warily Watches Dean and Prepares

Endeavour Homeward Bound, Despite Dean

Dean crashes in

Dean Rampage Indicates Rage Addiction and Inability to Debate

Okay, I made that last one up.

I would expect a Cat 5 hurricane to pelt us with blue-sheathed network cable.

Well, you know, the fact it made landfall and then fizzled to a Cat 1 is a bad joke in itself, but we'll keep it clean, no? ;)