ryanr:
You know, my cousin is a police officer, and they get the "not my pants" argument every day. He laughs and tells the guy to talk to the judge. And the guy always gets a possession charge. Leave it to Lindsey Lohan to pull it off.

Ryan
8.24.2007 1:49pm
Alex (mail):
Don't worry.....she'll be back.
8.24.2007 3:49pm
Ara Rubyan (www):
It doesn't matter who you are. What counts is having a boatload of money and a high-powered attorney. Then pretty much anything is possible.
8.24.2007 3:58pm
Rhianna (mail) (www):
I wonder, who'd she f*ck, or offer to f*ck, or threaten to reveal having f*cked to get away with this? Mind, if the people of California keep electing the bastards, they get the 'justice' they deserve.

I wonder when someone will challenge their sentence with the argument of "but Lindsay, Parisite and Nicole got nothing". Legally, it would be a valid argument - they deserve the public justice, not the justice normal people get.

Ara just explained why I despise lawyers. And quite succinctly as well. :)
8.24.2007 4:16pm
Tim_the_Soldier (aka thread killer and nun thriller) (mail):
Tell me again why we care about this?
8.25.2007 2:23am
Rhianna (mail) (www):
Because, like the UCMJ, justice in the US is supposed to be blind, not gagged and blindfolded and raped in the back room Tim.

That, and public figures are held to a higher standard, especially if they expect normal people to part with their hard earned cash to support them.
8.25.2007 9:16am
Tim_the_Soldier (aka thread killer and nun thriller) (mail):
That's the most ridiculous answer I've ever heard. When there are whistle blowers coming forward and speaking out about the corruption in Iraq and are being imprisoned/interrogated and fired by military officials because they choose NOT to remain silent about injustice, and we focus on celebrity nonsense, justice has already been raped in the back room.
8.25.2007 8:42pm
Ara Rubyan (www):
Amen.

P.S. That's basically the thesis of Gore's Assault On Reason.
8.27.2007 9:41am
triticale (mail) (www):
In order for me to tongue Lindsay Lohan, I would have to be sufficiently drunk that it probably would put her breathe over 0.08.
8.27.2007 4:21pm
Tim_the_Soldier (aka thread killer and nun thriller) (mail):
triticale,

That makes one of us!!
8.27.2007 6:50pm
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