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Lindsey Lohan gets away with possession because the coke was in the pocket of pants that she was wearing but didn't belong to her. What about the blood test? Not hers either. I wonder something. Could you get out of a DUI if you claimed the breath wasn't yours?

Hey I just deep tongued a drunk guy/girl at the club, that must be their alcohol on my breath.

Who wants to try that out and let us know?

Posted by Rosemary on 08.24.2007

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ryanr:

You know, my cousin is a police officer, and they get the "not my pants" argument every day. He laughs and tells the guy to talk to the judge. And the guy always gets a possession charge. Leave it to Lindsey Lohan to pull it off.

Ryan

8.24.2007 1:49pm

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Alex (mail):

Don't worry.....she'll be back.

8.24.2007 3:49pm

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Ara Rubyan (www):

It doesn't matter who you are. What counts is having a boatload of money and a high-powered attorney. Then pretty much anything is possible.

8.24.2007 3:58pm

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Rhianna (mail) (www):

I wonder, who'd she f*ck, or offer to f*ck, or threaten to reveal having f*cked to get away with this? Mind, if the people of California keep electing the bastards, they get the 'justice' they deserve.

I wonder when someone will challenge their sentence with the argument of "but Lindsay, Parisite and Nicole got nothing". Legally, it would be a valid argument - they deserve the public justice, not the justice normal people get.

Ara just explained why I despise lawyers. And quite succinctly as well. :)

8.24.2007 4:16pm

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Tim_the_Soldier (aka thread killer and nun thriller) (mail):

Tell me again why we care about this?

8.25.2007 2:23am

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Rhianna (mail) (www):

Because, like the UCMJ, justice in the US is supposed to be blind, not gagged and blindfolded and raped in the back room Tim.

That, and public figures are held to a higher standard, especially if they expect normal people to part with their hard earned cash to support them.

8.25.2007 9:16am

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Tim_the_Soldier (aka thread killer and nun thriller) (mail):

That's the most ridiculous answer I've ever heard. When there are whistle blowers coming forward and speaking out about the corruption in Iraq and are being imprisoned/interrogated and fired by military officials because they choose NOT to remain silent about injustice, and we focus on celebrity nonsense, justice has already been raped in the back room.

8.25.2007 8:42pm

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Ara Rubyan (www):

Amen.

P.S. That's basically the thesis of Gore's Assault On Reason.

8.27.2007 9:41am

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triticale (mail) (www):

In order for me to tongue Lindsay Lohan, I would have to be sufficiently drunk that it probably would put her breathe over 0.08.

8.27.2007 4:21pm

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Tim_the_Soldier (aka thread killer and nun thriller) (mail):

triticale,

That makes one of us!!