Tim_the_Soldier (aka thread killer and nun thriller) (mail):
No one would ever guess that sometimes I sit around and wonder what was going through the brain of the person who invented the ball gag.
12.29.2007 2:51am
Sandi (www):
The right accent has a similar affect on me as really good foreplay.

Well... if you had Sarah Carmen's affliction, you might have something to moan about.

A couple dozen would be nice, but 200 would probably be a bit physically taxing.
12.29.2007 8:12am
Mark Adams, who's always correct, get used to it. (mail) (www):
I was going to say nobody would ever guess that I do a mean Sean Connery imitation . . . but thanks to Sandi, I now know that the attraction to the accents must be all about vibrations in his Scottish brogue ... Aye Lassie?

Sandi, don't you think that 200 orgasms isn't just excessive, but dangerous to your health. This lady must go through a carton of after-sex cigarettes a day.
12.29.2007 11:59am
Dean Esmay (www):
I hate puppies. :-)
12.29.2007 12:29pm
Ender:
I REALLY Like Pizza... hmmm, no, that's a no-brainer...

I have a hard time doing the same job for a long time...

Oh, and I've killed people, lots of them :(
12.29.2007 12:31pm
Sandi (www):
Sandi, don't you think that 200 orgasms isn't just excessive, but dangerous to your health.

Probably, but I would be more worried about the embarrassment. Like she said that she had about 40 orgasms during the article interview. It has to be pretty darn tough to sit through them expressionless.
12.29.2007 12:53pm
Tim_the_Soldier (aka thread killer and nun thriller) (mail):
How can you hate puppies and football? Are you sure that you're an American man? Only communists hate puppies!!!
12.29.2007 2:51pm
Mark Adams, who's always correct, get used to it. (mail) (www):
Hating cats I get, but kittens is a stretch. I see lots of folks who are afraid of dogs for no good reason, but it's there. But Puppies?!? Hating Puppies? That's just sick.

I find they make an excellent stew, as my two little mongrels may find out if they chew up any more of my stuff.
12.29.2007 3:17pm
Tim_the_Soldier (aka thread killer and nun thriller) (mail):
Well Mark, it's your fault that you bought "stuff." Seems that "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!!!" dog tooth that is....

You know I had to throw in a AFGM reference...
12.29.2007 3:46pm
Mark Adams, who's always correct, get used to it. (mail) (www):
I think you might have opened up a can-o-worms you didn't intend, Tim.

Most of that "stuff" was shoes!!!

Gak! The Horror!
12.29.2007 7:08pm
shep (mail):
Puppies love shoes too. At least, all mine have.
12.29.2007 7:52pm
Tim_the_Soldier (aka thread killer and nun thriller) (mail):
Move to Hawaii....shoes optional year-round.
12.29.2007 10:09pm
Brian Macker (mail) (www):
"No one would ever guess that sometimes I sit around and wonder what was going through the brain of the person who invented the ball gag."

LOL. I guess some girls just won't shut up.
12.30.2007 3:01pm
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