Another reason I love dogs. Now, they wouldn't eat your shoes, if, you kept them stocked up in raw hide type treats. Puppies teethe and you have a choice - give them a chew toy or they will find their own. My dog never once ate a pair of my shoes. Maybe it was the spiked heels. It could have been because the only other leather shoes I had, besides my "fuck me pumps", were Doc Martens. We'll never know for sure.
Raw hide, people. Say it with me.




These are popular right now since they’re 100% digestible. Just don’t ask what part of the steer they’re made from. Makes mere leather wearing seem...not very kinky.