Rhianna (mail) (www):
OMG!!! What'd you do, have one hell of a rack on view too? Sheesh, I've heard of layin' it on thick Rose but. . . ;)
1.31.2008 12:37pm
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
It's very cold today, the rack was at attention, if you know what I mean. ;-)
Besides, it was a $150 ticket. I don't have that kind of money right now, someone stole it all...
1.31.2008 12:44pm
shep (mail):
F*ck you and all your "lethal weapons". We don't even get that benefit with the few female cops out there. They're all lesbians.
1.31.2008 1:40pm
double-plus-ungood (mail) (www):
I can't count the number of times I've tried to pull that off. It's never worked, for some reason.
1.31.2008 1:46pm
Tom Hawkson (mail) (www):
I've had the best luck with step one.

Yours,
Wince
1.31.2008 3:21pm
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
Step one appears to be troublesome for me, I guess it's a good thing I have killer dimples. :-)
1.31.2008 3:39pm
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
F*ck you and all your "lethal weapons". We don't even get that benefit with the few female cops out there. They're all lesbians.

I'm pretty sure my weapons would work with lesbians too. I have a good lesbian story but today isn't the day to share it. ;-)
1.31.2008 3:44pm
shep (mail):
I've had the best luck with step one.

Yeah, well. I drive sh*t that goes 50...in first gear.
1.31.2008 4:42pm
Mark Adams, who's always correct, get used to it. (mail) (www):
Rose, you suck
1.31.2008 5:16pm
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
After 12 years of marriage, I have plausible deniability to that accusation. ;-)
1.31.2008 5:33pm
Rhianna (mail) (www):
Dude, you gotta be able to suck. We've already had the little chat about bad blowjobs on pr0n 'movies'.

Oooh, thought you might get a kick out of this site:
True Hookup Confessions This site is NOT Jerry appropriate. Especially if you confess anything. :D
1.31.2008 5:42pm
McKiernan:
Rosemary,

Be so very grateful for Michigan police officers. I found out really fast it just ain't thata way in other states. I recently got an $ 84 ticket for driving two blocks without my seat belt connected.

I am thrilled to tears that they still have a sense of the spirit of the law in Mich.
1.31.2008 6:28pm
Tom Hawkson (mail) (www):
Yeah, well. I drive sh*t that goes 50...in first gear.

If it's not a motrocycle, well, Holy global warming, Batman!

Yours,
Wince
1.31.2008 6:30pm
shep (mail):
"If it's not a motrocycle, well, Holy global warming, Batman!"

They are. I haven't tried it in my car but now I think I might.

I feel awful about it. Afterward.
1.31.2008 6:44pm
Tim (mail):

How To Avoid A Traffic Ticket...


I've got an idea. How about obeying the posted speed limit? That's my strategy.
1.31.2008 9:09pm
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
That's because you drive a car with a lawnmower engine... Easier to do.
1.31.2008 9:29pm
Tim (mail):
Yes, but you won't see my Mitsubishi broken down by the side of the road. Just when were American car makers planning on making a decent car? Hmmmm....still waiting.
2.1.2008 1:59am
Tim (mail):
And that lawnmower gets over 30mpg AND cuts my grass too!
2.1.2008 2:00am
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
And that lawnmower gets over 30mpg AND cuts my grass too!

I can too, plus I'm stacked, smart, a wee bit crazy and I can cook. Plus, I'll still be ridable long after your car is in the junkyard...
2.1.2008 9:08am
CosmicConservative (mail) (www):
I have never understood how women can simultaneously brag about their "rack" and be offended by men's attention to it (them?). To brag about how flaunting them can lead to societal benefits (such as avoiding traffic tickets) and then whine about how men talk to your chest instead of to your face is somewhat disingenuous to me.

If you enjoy the benefits of rackdom because men enjoy looking at them, don't whine about men enjoying looking at them.

Never having seen a photo of yours, I have no idea if your evaluation of them is, er... inflated... or not.

If so, it really must be the killer dimples working for you.
2.1.2008 10:46am
shep (mail):
"If you enjoy the benefits of rackdom because men enjoy looking at them, don't whine about men enjoying looking at them."

Seriously. If woman couldn't complain about the things men do that they secretly enjoy, they'd have to shut up all together. Not. Going. To. Happen.
2.1.2008 11:52am
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
I have never once complained about men noticing my rack and any other attribute. I like the attention. If I didn't I wouldn't dress in flattering clothing, I wouldn't make sure my hair looked nice and I wouldn't wear make up - not that I wear a lot but I do try hard to enhance my appearance. I don't only do it for myself...
2.1.2008 12:18pm
shep (mail):
It's always good to hear a woman be, ahem, up front about it.
2.1.2008 12:59pm
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
I may be many things but I am always honest.
2.1.2008 1:05pm
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