How To Avoid A Traffic Ticket...
First, it helps tremendously if you don't drive 50 in a 35mph zone. I couldn't quite manage that, unfortunately. Second, braking hard when you see a police car has about a 50/50 success rate. In my case, it didn't work. So, I got pulled over.
There I am on the side of the road, hoping the officer was a man. I always have the best luck with male officers. He comes to my window and I give him a blinding smile. He asks the question they all ask. Yes, I do know why you pulled me over officer and I'm so very sorry. I can't believe I did that. I'm in the middle of a nasty divorce...then I sigh. He smiles and asks for my papers, I hand them over and smile again. He asks about my driving record. It's excellent, of course. I'm a very law abiding citizen. Big smile. He smiles back and says to wait a moment.
He comes back and says "you're right, you do have an excellent driving record. And, may I say killer dimples". I blush, naturally. "No ticket this time but drive more carefully". I will and thanks officer, I flash another big smile. Then he smiles and says, "you know those dimples are lethal weapons." I replied, I did not know that officer, I guess I should be more careful with them. Big smile and a wink. "You do that, young lady".
Yeah, I'll do that...
R.I.P. Steven Malcolm Anderson
Besides, it was a $150 ticket. I don't have that kind of money right now, someone stole it all...
Yours,
Wince
I'm pretty sure my weapons would work with lesbians too. I have a good lesbian story but today isn't the day to share it. ;-)
Yeah, well. I drive sh*t that goes 50...in first gear.
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Be so very grateful for Michigan police officers. I found out really fast it just ain't thata way in other states. I recently got an $ 84 ticket for driving two blocks without my seat belt connected.
I am thrilled to tears that they still have a sense of the spirit of the law in Mich.
If it's not a motrocycle, well, Holy global warming, Batman!
Yours,
Wince
They are. I haven't tried it in my car but now I think I might.
I feel awful about it. Afterward.
I've got an idea. How about obeying the posted speed limit? That's my strategy.
I can too, plus I'm stacked, smart, a wee bit crazy and I can cook. Plus, I'll still be ridable long after your car is in the junkyard...
If you enjoy the benefits of rackdom because men enjoy looking at them, don't whine about men enjoying looking at them.
Never having seen a photo of yours, I have no idea if your evaluation of them is, er... inflated... or not.
If so, it really must be the killer dimples working for you.
Seriously. If woman couldn't complain about the things men do that they secretly enjoy, they'd have to shut up all together. Not. Going. To. Happen.