I love that announcer guy. Every movie preview that starts of with the ever ominous "In a world" - it's always that guy!!
You know who I want answering that 3am phone call? The undead Richard Nixon. That would scare the crap out of everyone.
Imagine the headlines. "Zombie President Richard Nixon ate Russian President Putin today because he was annoyed...and hungry."
"Hugo Chavez called Zombie Nixon a terrorist".
"During the Summit of the Americas: Nixon ate Hugo Chavez and then complained that spicy food makes him gassy."





"Now, one of Clinton's laws of politics is this. If one candidate is trying to scare you and the other one is try get you to think, if one candidate is appealing to your fears and the other one is appealing to your hopes, you better vote for the person who wants you to think and hope."
Bill Clinton, 2004
OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA!!
I do it because I'm horny.
So I can't vote for the Democrats who are trying to scare me on health care, social security, the deficit, global warming, wicked, wicked CEO's, wicked, wicked, wicked oil companies and outsourcing.
And I can't vote for the Republicans who are trying to scare me on health care, social security, high taxes, illegal immigrations, wicked, wicked trial lawyers, wicked, wicked, wicked terrorists and Ron Paul, who should scare anyone.
I guess that leaves the libertarians, who are only afraid of big government, being too well armed to be afraid of anything else.
Yours,
Wince
They're trying to get you to think about those things, Wince. They have no idea why it scares you to do so.
There was a time when I respected Hillary. I don't understand why she's doing everything she can to crap all over that. Desperation is ugly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=879o1_pxO0c
I love how this guy fights back.
It's 3 A.M. Your children are safe and asleep. The phone rings in the White House. President Hillary Clinton answers.
Hillary: Hello?
Female voice:.....Is Bill there?
Hillary: Who is this?
[phone disconnects]
Hillary: Damnit!
Work on your reading comprehension. I said "who are trying to scare me".
I actually think things are going pretty well in this country. And I don't think things will go horribly if we have a Democratic president, plus Democratic majorities in Congress and Supreme Court. I just think they will go better with a Republican president, plus Republican majorities in Congress and Supreme Court.
1 + 435 + 9 Ron Pauls or Maxine Waters would be bad though.
Yours,
Wince
Laughably understated, as usual, Wince but from your lips to God's ear.