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Do It For The Children&trade

I love that announcer guy. Every movie preview that starts of with the ever ominous "In a world" - it's always that guy!!

You know who I want answering that 3am phone call? The undead Richard Nixon. That would scare the crap out of everyone.

Imagine the headlines. "Zombie President Richard Nixon ate Russian President Putin today because he was annoyed...and hungry."

"Hugo Chavez called Zombie Nixon a terrorist".

"During the Summit of the Americas: Nixon ate Hugo Chavez and then complained that spicy food makes him gassy."

Posted by Rosemary on 02.29.2008
Ara Rubyan (www):
Obama's already answered this ad. And, frankly, this guy is good. Very good. The guy knows how to throw a punch, no question about it.

"We’ve seen these ads before. They’re the kind that play on peoples’ fears to scare up votes.

"Well it won’t work this time. Because the question is not about picking up the phone. The question is – what kind of judgment will you make when you answer? We’ve had a red phone moment. It was the decision to invade Iraq. And Senator Clinton gave the wrong answer. George Bush gave the wrong answer. John McCain gave the wrong answer.

"But I stood up and said that a war in Iraq would cost us thousands of lives and billions of dollars. I said that it would distract us from the real threat we face – and that we should take the fight to al Qaeda in Afghanistan.

That’s the judgment I made on the most important foreign policy decision of our generation, and that’s the kind of judgment I’ll show when I answer that phone in the White House as President of the United States – the judgment to keep us safe, to go after our real enemies, and to provide the men and women who wear the uniform of the United States with the equipment they need when we do send them into battle, and the respect and care they have earned when they come home.

And I’ll never see the threat of terrorism as a way to scare up votes, because it’s a threat that should rally this country around our common enemies. That’s the judgment we need at 3am. And that’s the judgment that I am running for President to provide."
2.29.2008 12:54pm
Ara Rubyan (www):
P.S.

"Now, one of Clinton's laws of politics is this. If one candidate is trying to scare you and the other one is try get you to think, if one candidate is appealing to your fears and the other one is appealing to your hopes, you better vote for the person who wants you to think and hope."

Bill Clinton, 2004
2.29.2008 1:01pm
Jerry K. :
For the children?? Isn't that the reason we all Do "it"?? ;-)

OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA!!
2.29.2008 2:52pm
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):


I do it because I'm horny.
2.29.2008 3:22pm
Tom Hawkson (mail) (www):
"Now, one of Clinton's laws of politics is this. If one candidate is trying to scare you and the other one is try get you to think, if one candidate is appealing to your fears and the other one is appealing to your hopes, you better vote for the person who wants you to think and hope."

So I can't vote for the Democrats who are trying to scare me on health care, social security, the deficit, global warming, wicked, wicked CEO's, wicked, wicked, wicked oil companies and outsourcing.

And I can't vote for the Republicans who are trying to scare me on health care, social security, high taxes, illegal immigrations, wicked, wicked trial lawyers, wicked, wicked, wicked terrorists and Ron Paul, who should scare anyone.

I guess that leaves the libertarians, who are only afraid of big government, being too well armed to be afraid of anything else.

Yours,
Wince
2.29.2008 4:43pm
Tom Hawkson (mail) (www):
P.S. Love the undead Richard Nixon, Rosemary. You can stop him with the undead John F. Kennedy, Jr., who liked Nixon. Or the standard armament of zombie hunters everywhere, the humble shotgun.
2.29.2008 4:46pm
McKiernan:
2.29.2008 11:26pm
shep (mail):
"So I can't vote for the Democrats who are trying to scare me on health care, social security, the deficit, global warming, wicked, wicked CEO's, wicked, wicked, wicked oil companies and outsourcing."

They're trying to get you to think about those things, Wince. They have no idea why it scares you to do so.
3.1.2008 1:37pm
Adam (mail):
I guess Hillary's already taken Bill Kristol's advice to ratchet up the politics of fear. What a proud moment.

There was a time when I respected Hillary. I don't understand why she's doing everything she can to crap all over that. Desperation is ugly.
3.1.2008 3:59pm
Adam (mail):
Here's Obama's response, just hours later:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=879o1_pxO0c

I love how this guy fights back.
3.1.2008 4:04pm
Adam (mail):
I also have to agree with Salon commenters - the Saturday Night Live possibilities with the Hillary ad are too many to count.

It's 3 A.M. Your children are safe and asleep. The phone rings in the White House. President Hillary Clinton answers.

Hillary: Hello?

Female voice:.....Is Bill there?

Hillary: Who is this?

[phone disconnects]

Hillary: Damnit!
3.1.2008 5:11pm
Tom Hawkson (mail) (www):
shep,

Work on your reading comprehension. I said "who are trying to scare me".

I actually think things are going pretty well in this country. And I don't think things will go horribly if we have a Democratic president, plus Democratic majorities in Congress and Supreme Court. I just think they will go better with a Republican president, plus Republican majorities in Congress and Supreme Court.

1 + 435 + 9 Ron Pauls or Maxine Waters would be bad though.

Yours,
Wince
3.3.2008 1:35pm
shep (mail):
"And I don't think things will go horribly if we have a Democratic president, plus Democratic majorities in Congress and Supreme Court."

Laughably understated, as usual, Wince but from your lips to God's ear.
3.4.2008 1:31am
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