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Darth Vadar beats the sith out of a "Jedi Master"

Jedi Master Jonba Hehol - known to family and friends as Barney Jones, 36, of Holyhead - was giving a TV interview in his back garden for a documentary when a man, dressed in a black bin-bag and wearing Darth Vader's trademark shiny black helmet, leapt over his garden fence.

Wielding a metal crutch - his lightsaber presumably being in for repairs - the Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his opponent, whose Jedi powers proved inadequate for the task of defending himself.

After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.

Master Hehol, a hairdresser, who founded the first-ever British Jedi Church in loving homage to the world-famous science fiction franchise with his brother Daniel, was unimpressed by the revenge of the Sith.

"This wasn't a joke. This was serious," he said.

Police are investigating a claim of assault.

Again, I know this was serious, really I do. Still... I. Can't. Stop. Laughing. Please click the link and look at the photo!

Posted by Rosemary on 04.01.2008
Mr. Wonderful (mail):
Wow! Hilarious. I told everybody down at the Mos Eisley cantina about this and they all got a big laugh. Especially Greedo; he was blown away!
4.1.2008 1:21am
Ara Rubyan (www):
What button do you press on your Darth Vader suit to get your mommy to come and pick you up?
4.1.2008 11:30am
shep (mail):
This is not the blog you are looking for.
4.1.2008 1:07pm
Rhianna (mail) (www):
*whooooo* Jonba, I am you father. *whoooo*


I so suck at making Darth Vader breaths.
4.2.2008 5:40am
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