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I'm Glad I'm Not A Buddhist

I went outside to put out some trash and get a breath of fresh air. So, I'm standing there and looking out at the grass when I feel something on my foot.

I don't know why but a chipmunk was sitting on my foot. Yep a cute little chipmunk and what did I do? I instinctively kicked out. The poor little sucker flew about 50 feet through the air and I have no idea where it landed.

I hope I didn't kill it...

This is not an April Fool's Joke. I wish it were - I can't stop picturing that poor little chipmunk. He wanted to be friends and I sent him to the moon. I know he was cursing my ass.

I'm glad I'm not a Buddhist...

Posted by Rosemary on 04.01.2008
Ara Rubyan (www):
You're lucky it was a chipmunk and not a Black Mamba.

IJS.
4.1.2008 3:43pm
Tim (mail):
You ARE mean! Jesus never kicked a chipmunk ;-)
4.1.2008 4:51pm
Adam (mail):
...that we know of.
4.1.2008 5:29pm
Rosemary, Queen of All Evil (mail):
It's not funny! Now my fantasy of cute little animals cleaning my house and making my ballgowns ... it's OVER!

So over... :-(
4.1.2008 6:00pm
shep (mail):
AAAAALVIN!
4.1.2008 7:05pm
Mark Adams, who's always correct, get used to it. (mail) (www):
You totally have to buy a gerbil now.

Oh, and teach it to make pudding. I love pudding.
4.2.2008 12:49am
Ara Rubyan (www):
"If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"

("You! Yes, you behind the bikesheds, stand still laddy!")
4.2.2008 1:33pm
Jerry Kindall (www):
It was probably unharmed. Force equals mass times acceleration, and chipmunks have quite low mass. Cats have survived falls from airplanes.
4.3.2008 2:29am
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